THE CROFT/ A reminder that self-improvement can evolve through many stages.
Sometime in March
Just watched In The Mood For Love,
maybe/potentially/considering re-downloading Hinge?
Will wait until my thrush clears up.
My Birthday
Have just been informed by the bartender
that my spirit animal is a Starfish!
Or maybe a Hedgehog? It was really loud
and I was lipreading.
August, on the phone with Mum
Went to one of those boozy craft things
and tried scrapbooking
but it’s a fucking waste of time.
Cutting out and glueing down and sticking in
is for children, and so, not for me.
Also, I spilt rosé on my new jorts
and it looked like I’d pissed myself
so all in all, not a great evening.
But new passions are on the horizon
I am sure.
Will start looking tomorrow.
Saturday, Curry Night
King Prawn Balti for me, please!
Pescetarianism?
The day after Halloween
Have come to the conclusion
that my Pilates instructor doesn’t like me?
I sweat and I stretch and I try really hard
(e.g. the time I nearly shit myself)
and I bought new leggings
proper good quality expensive ones
but
you know
we just don’t click, I guess.
Me and her.
So I’m cancelling my gym membership
& instead I’m focusing on being a DJ.
Featured Image: Cian MacNamara
What new beginnings have you tried (and failed) to enact?
